Dear Toddomites:

An Army of Todd to take back what is rightfully Todd’s is rising. We need you to contribute to Todd’s lyrical armed forces.

Please choose one of the following song titles to be made into a real song:

A) Jesus Christ, I am not a bitch and not a fairy
BB) David Pony, Hardly Working (A Story of Wall Street)
CCC) For Evan and Evan
DDDD) Glitter Dogs
EEEEE) Make up your own!

The song title with the most votes becomes a real song. Or the most hilarious or devastating write-in will also win.

Your replies may be sent to:

Todd Headquarters
300 Ocean Parkway
Apt 5S
Brooklyn, NY 11218

or:

reginald@amazingplaid.com

ALSO: you can catch Todd at Goodbye Blue Monday (1087 Broadway, Brooklyn) on July 29th @ 9 PM.

Todd thanks you for your careful consideration in this matter.

Signed,
A Todd Mystery for History
http://toddisneweachmoment.com